Whispers in the wind

• Damion: It must be nice to be finished [w/ higher learning].
• Me: It is but I always have this nagging feeling that I need to go back.
• Damion: Hm?
• Me: This nagging feeling often manifests itself in the form of every older Nigerian I meet.
• Damion: lol
• Me: ...at least once a week

Confession

I have fallen in love with Tumblr.com.

I know this is all of a sudden. Look I didn't think I would need another blog when I found you (except for that lil fling with myspace, but I told you, Tom means nothing to me) but have you seen Tumblr? You can post quotes, photos, links, w/e. It's great for quick blurbs....

Ok, look, I'm not leaving you, I just think it's time we start seeing other blogs.

If you're looking for me I'll be at odinaka.tumblr.com

January, 7 2009 - 8:00P
The Punchline
280 Hildebrand St
Atlanta , GA

Or even at The Warren on Thur
January, 8 2009 - 9:00P
Comedy Gold @ The Warren
818 N Highland Ave
Atlanta , GA
(Holla @ me 4 de free)

Don't worry I'll still re-post here . And there are somethings that I can only share between us.

What?...You don't want sloppy seconds?

LOOK! I'm doing this for us, ok! And if you can't understand that then maybe you're just illiterate. Ughhhh! I hate you! Why do I even write to you?!!

Look, look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I love typing here when no one's even reading.

Hit me up sometime alright...

Love,

Odinaka

Words of Wisdom

"Can't wear skinny jeans 'cuz my nuts don't fit."
Jay-Z, Swagger Like Us

Even if yours do fit, pretend they don't in '09.

Thank you.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Uh, yeah

Double yeah

You, Christmas, Merry

It's officially Christmas Eve so I want to wish you a Merry Christmas ! Merry Christmas

I even documented my greetings for you

Barack Please!

Is it wrong that I look at the topless pictures of Barack Obama and compare myself to him?

























"Yeah, i think I look just as good as the president... though I'm a lil skinnier, and a lil shorter, and a lil darker, and a lil nappier, and a lil more Nigerian, and alot less eloquent, and don't have smoker's lips...but he ain't got nothin on the OD."

Sadly I don't have any pics to give y'all so you can see how much I blow Barack out of the water...topless.

Yay (Singular)

Some of my most fun weekends involve getting on stage, performing, jumping off stage and going to a party. This weekend was a double play.

In the future I'll just have parties on stage and never leave.

Bailout Burnout!

This bailout thing is CRAAAAAAZY!!! I thought I had problems. Our leaders genuinely don't give a shit about us and they proved it by throwing money at the wrong end of the problem.

If I sell cars for a living but nobody is buying my cars because everyone's broke, how does me getting a loan of $100,000 change the fact that people are still too broke to buy any cars from me??? Please explain the logic. No amount of marketing, fuel efficiency, or CEO pandering is gonna make these motor companies enough money to be better off next year than they are now. Call me a pessimist. This is ridiculous. This is one of those times where that stuff in the Economics 101 book should be recalled. Nobody wants people to lose their jobs, but just throwing 15 bil to a dying industry doesn't solve the problem. Especially when it's being said that at the rate these guys are spending money they'll have used up the entire 15 bill by mid '09 if not earlier. Really makes me mad to know that we're paying for this! Can't they just go through a massive overhaul?? Can't they just fail, regroup themselves and make room for smaller companies to be formed and compete. Am I talkin crazy?? Bad enough we let that 700 billion dollar massacre happen, now this. How many consumers are spending more now because of these bailouts? It really makes me sick. Guess this is what I should expect from the world.

This rant has been brought to you by sleep deprivation. "Cuz when you can't sleep. Don't"

And also comedic aspirations, which will be on display later tonight at
Comedy Gold @ The Warren
December, 11 2008 - 9:00P
818 N Highland Ave
Atlanta , GA 30306
Cost: 10
Holla at me for de free